The SNL cold open was a hilarious skit depicting President Trump as being bullied and sent home by French president Emmanual Macron, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, and British prime minister Boris Johnson.
The three, played by Paul Rudd, Jimmy Fallon, and James Corden, banished Trump from the “cool kid’s table” in the NATO cafeteria, while they made fun of him. “He’s dumber than Boris,” said Macron. “What a mess!” They exiled Trump to “the loser table” and pinned a sign that said “Impeach Me” on his back.
“You know, you guys really are jerks,” Trump whined. “You’re all two-faced, and I’m not getting impeached. It’s all a sham.”
Kate McKinnon’s Angela Merkel was invited to sit next to the three, while Trump seethed in a corner.
At the end of the skit, Cecily Strong’s Melania Trump stepped on the screen. “Bullying is a serious problem, especially against President Trump. It’s not nice. He would never do to you. So please, European leaders, be best.”
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